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Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound
I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud
by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018
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tab clap

also known as "tabbing". When someone starts clapping several seconds before the rest of the group. Tabbing can also refer to when a person starts clapping when it is not appropriate or while someone else is talking.
person: "and in conclusion..."
person doing the tab clap: "CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP"
by PlAcEpErSoN July 13, 2011
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goutch clap

What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.
Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.
by Karl Markis December 29, 2007
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CLAP BOARDS

In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.
How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite
by J. eAsY February 9, 2008
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Tongue clapping

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.
Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.
by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010
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love clap

When a males testies repeatedly hit the buttocks of a female occupant in the act of sex, making a claping sound.
Guy 1: I got laid last night!!!
Guy 2: I know all i could hear was love claps.
by Christopher whitness August 18, 2009
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clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.
My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!
by elnego July 6, 2018
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