Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.

At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.

by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019

Swoop

A dick

Bro gimme the swoop

by Swooper November 8, 2019

Swooshie

The sensation of swinging on a swing induced by alcohol drugs or sex

I just had a couple drinks and am feeling a bit swooshie

by Coe November 28, 2019

Swooping

Sweaty Pooping

I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops

Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops

by JayRepublic January 4, 2020

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020

swooper

The place where African men go to fuck sheep 🐑

African man: I’m gonna go to the swooper to fouk the sheep

by Your Local Gay Bish April 4, 2020

stoopsoup

Pronounced st-oop soop

A StoopSoup is the name for a person who is being a stoopid lil stoop soup.
You only have permission to call someone this when they have done something stupid.
Use this word wisely.

Friend 1: Aight dont kill me ye-
Friend 2: Oh-
Friend 1: You stoopid lil stoopsoup.

by Yell0w Lem0n April 9, 2020