Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Swim

A word of praise. Can used to describe just about anything that’s exceptionally cool.

Adjective:

Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”

by Sheswims December 24, 2023

Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022

Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.

Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...

by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

swimming album

The best music to ever graze my mind
I have been called racist for it
I am not

What are you listening to?
Oh, the swimming album

by Séan Miller March 2, 2022

Swimming

Swimming:

"Basically running but with wack arm movements in the water”

I was down at the pool basically running but with wack arm movements (swimming) in the water

by ForRyanLol August 28, 2023