Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
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by anonymousdude18527 December 18, 2020
Get the Keep it Swedish mug.When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.
I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!
by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025
Get the Swedish Money Shot mug.When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk
Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018
Get the swedish milk mug.n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
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by Hebbe October 1, 2018
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