Sweaty Becky

The act of fucking the fat friend who smells like onions

I fucked a sweaty Becky to help my out my cod buddy

by Jlindz2011 June 10, 2024

Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.

Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019

sweaty brim

When you sit on someones face so they can lick your ass, your sweaty balls lay on their forehead, creating a "sweaty brim"

Last night was so hot, look at this sweaty brim... no smell it!

by JakeYourBooty October 23, 2007

Sweaty

Michael Harrison

Michael Harrison is a sweaty man

by Sweatman Harrison February 15, 2019

sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

Sweaty Pebble

While in a steam shower a man pours fruity pebbles in a girls cunt and jizzes on it and eats it out.

Whoo! I sure am hot from that sweaty pebble in the sauna.

by skankaliscious November 16, 2011