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Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.
I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.
by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020
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sweaty bitch

someone at the sleepover last night wore two pair of socks, what a sweaty bitch.
by claireemma October 13, 2022
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sweaty

a person who tends to play shooter games 24/7 with a controller and thier hands are in a position called 'claw'
OmG hE iS sO 'sWeAtY'
by 1245654bigboi June 24, 2019
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Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.
“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
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Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.
"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024
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