secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have

Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!

by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008

Simile

When a person gives you such an annoying grin you just want to punch them in the face.

A definition your teacher will rage at.

He has a simile

by H4k0rz June 24, 2018

Taiwan Smile

When you get a sharp blade and make 4 cuts at the four compass points on someone's ass hole and then stamp on the victim's lower abdomen so that they're forced to shit their ass wide open.

They just gave that dude a Taiwan Smile! He shit his ass hole past his shoulders!

I'll just tuck my tea towel into the holder right here... OMFG, it's not a tea towel holder, it's a Taiwan Smile!

Dude, I didn't know Predator lived in your ass? Hey I'm self conscious about that, I told you I got given a Taiwan Smile by your dad.

by x1stman September 4, 2014

Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.

"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."

by IFLEMV September 12, 2013

Smiley

Possum. (usually dead)

"That there's a smiley" (points to possum, usually dead on the side of the road, smiling)

by Chadfish July 4, 2010

Smilezoned

When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.

Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.

by SMZ June 3, 2013

smile bites

two peircings in both corners of your mouth

"Did you see that guy with smile bites?!"

by KimberleyDiane May 8, 2008