by fuentesjacob March 1, 2009
Get the sweaty guymug. 1: The Killer from Five Nights at Freddy's.
He killed kids. I suppose it's better than what a Catholic priest would do...
2: Someone who loves Grape Kool-aid.
3: Any friend who shows murderous thoughts/tendencies.
He killed kids. I suppose it's better than what a Catholic priest would do...
2: Someone who loves Grape Kool-aid.
3: Any friend who shows murderous thoughts/tendencies.
by Captain Titfucker 420 March 31, 2016
Get the Purple Guymug. like a valley girl, but a guy. Usually very attractive and also kind of flighty. Has "slow moments" and is usually white and says worlds such as like, totally and omg.
by mr. c town June 14, 2008
Get the valley guymug. He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!
Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!
If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!
Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!
Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!
If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!
Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.
by Infomercial Master July 14, 2009
Get the ShamWOW Guymug. Basically meaning that someone doesn't belong to a group or is not capable of doing a certain task Or you don't have the facilities to do something.
by Mike hunt 1233434r June 22, 2021
Get the your not that guymug. The best looking reporter at the BBC. He has friends in high places and the best taste in women, if he could only pluck up the courage to ask Victoria (Cobra Starship) out on a date.
He's delicious.
He's delicious.
by kirstee November 26, 2007
Get the Guy Ripleymug. by Themajorsmartass January 12, 2017
Get the hot guymug.