stiffware

Software that is so old its inventors / programmers have long since died !

Why are we still even using this stiffware in this day and age ?

by jimacko May 27, 2009

Stiffy

A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.

He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.

by Ooossshh April 21, 2018

Stiffy

An extended magazine for a firearm.

"You already know I got a Stiffy on this glock"

by Kazials February 3, 2018

Stiff Soy

A key ingredient to make eggs on toast

Person 1: Hey got any stiff soy? I'm making eggs on toast.
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

stiffen up

A phrase used by some fat fuck with a cast on his hand

He told his friend to stiffen up after he referred to him as "fatass" for getting three plates

by Bagmoney September 6, 2021

wicked stiff

a sexual act in which a male takes his penis and taps it on the shoulders of the female before rubbing his penis around her lips and finally into her mouth to receive oral sex.

The man performed a wicked stiff on his lady friend.

by James Gandolfinni April 28, 2008

Banjo Stiffy

Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.

Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!

by Tidy Rich October 6, 2012