Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

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Doming Station

Title maintained by a designated surface and/or spot frequently being used for snorting drugs. Typically referring to a static location such as a desk or countertop, but can also be used to describe an untethered accoutrement; hand mirror, CD case etc. (Mobile Doming Station)

"I thought we had finished it all off, but I managed to scrape up a bump apiece from the doming station."

"I have it on me; but we need a mobile doming station and a tooter."

by Remordere ~ Drogue Slug October 3, 2023

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gas station

mmm car food

i am going to go to the gas station to purchase food for my vehicle

by PLASTIC EATER December 5, 2021

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Lost Hills Sheriff Station

An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.

Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"

by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

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