Stalkerific

(adj) People who are overly good at stalking.

Guy: "She changed her last name to my last name on facebook"

Other Guy: "Have you even talked to this chick?"

Guy: "Nope."

Other Guy: "Damn, she's stalkerific."

by mekateka October 15, 2010

Potato Sacker

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009

stackers

1- pharmaceutical uppers, stimulants, or steroids

2- Easy method of measuring and transporting street drugs in pill form.

1- I was dragging ass today at work, so I popped a couple of stackers and now I'm a hummingbird

2- I got some stackers of X mixed with coke... where'd I leave that fucking razor?

by rainman420 April 21, 2005

dirty snacker

This occurs when two gay guys go to KFC and purchase a buffalo snacker. One of the fags puts his cock through the snacker and the other fag nibbles the snacker off around the tip.

Hey Bubba, did u hear about Barnsey last night? He went to KFC and got the dirty snacker.

by Brew Crew 4 Life August 4, 2006

stalker

One who exhibits a sick unhealthy insane obsession with an ex friend who rejected him. This obession can lead to various results. Such as following, bugging, writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, calling and getting me to try to harrass other people. When friend's feeling by said girl is not returned nutter in question starts exhibiting dangerous psychotic behaviors that can last for years.

My friend Vitale is obsessed with this girl. He should be put away in the mental ward for the rest of his life. He's such a stalker.

by Mike Rehmyer January 9, 2008

stalker

Someone who is obsessed with another person so much that their whole life is following that person. They eat, sleep, breathe that person and sometimes want to be that person! wow, isnt that creapy? The type of person a stalker might stalk is their crush, ex wife or ex girlfriend or maybe someone they want to become. Typical things a stalker might do: follow you home from school/work, drive past your house often, hide in your bushes and watch you sleep, collect tissues you've used. Stalkers are EVERYWHERE, the best thing to do when being confronted by a stalker is remain calm, dont get a restraining order...that only makes them more mad.

girl- *walks out of her house* What's that? Whos there? *looks up in tree* OmG! who the fuck are you! get out of here you stalker!
stalker- No please! i love you! i need you! you = my life!
girl- HELP!!! someone help me! *runs into house, but stalker is already there waiting* howd u get in here so fast!
stalker- dont fight it, accept it...
girl- no help!!!!
stalker- *kidnaps girl and keeps her in his basement referring to her as 'Queen' and 'Mother'

by M954 May 27, 2008

Gay Stalker

Gay sta'lker (gay stak r) n. Individual of the same sex whom refuses to relent the idea of an imaginary romantic relationship. He/She constantly makes up rumors and stories about encounters that may leave people wondering as to your sexuality.

We saw my boyfriends gay stalker at the bar last night and he left crying.

by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008