squeeze it in the sink

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.

Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

by Friday April 9, 2019

booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.

Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.

by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020

squeeze

reaching

"he said gojo was coming back but that's a squeeze and a half"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

squeeze your neck

To hug

Momma: Come here boy, let me squeeze your neck!

Son: gone'head momma I'm too big to be hugging in front of my friends

by SLIQUERick June 16, 2022

squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.

squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*

by jink234 September 7, 2023

Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.

Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.

by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020