Spride

When you want to hide several things, so you spread them around a room or house.

I was trying to keep my parents from finding my pipe, bong and weed, so I decided to spride them around my room.

by Pklv93 September 20, 2010

brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.

Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.

by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007

sexy spite

sexy spite (n) is an arousing feeling coming from a desire to prove someone or some concept wrong.

Q. "How can one fap to a book that rips on birth control and tries to convince the reader that fapping is bad?"
A. "Out of sexy spite, duh!"

by HOLYSPIRIT Ghostbuster March 13, 2009

sprinter

A short season in Saskatchewan that happens during April. It consists of warm temperatures one week only to be followed by below zero temperatures and large amounts of blowing snow.

I can't take anymore of this Sprinter. I wish summer would arrive already.

by Macbeth42 May 3, 2005

2 spirited

A piece of modern political rhetoric devised to promote political unity between homosexuals and the descendents of savages. An extensive back story for 2 spirited has been fabricated in order to convince Native Americans that their ancestors loved the ghey instead of being proud he-men who killed grizzlies with spears and rocks and she-women who could pop out a baby in the morning and be skinning animals with stone knifes by mid-afternoon.

As with most terms invented by the left, 2 spirited is completely made up and has no basis in actual fact or history, but was created in order to get as many people as possible to promote the hatred of Western culture, the destruction of traditional values and the adoption of socialist policies.

Prof. of Native American studies: "All Native Americans, even if they are not 2 spirited, should help to preserve the culture of the indigenous peoples by joining the Gay Pride March to demand the creation of a national healthcare system."

by theLoneRangerLovesTonto December 8, 2011

sprice

coolest guy ever. on a scale of one to awesome, he is super great.

other names: sexxmaster ice, goatsexanus paraplegickicker, Sean Price, squeak, the almighty reverend.

by Rev. Captain (Jonbob) July 21, 2003

spritely

1.(adv) Acting similarly to the behavior of a sprite.
2.(adj) to describe actions that are similar to or an imitation of sprites

"Two straight men should never use emoticons to communicate. It feels too spritely."

by Andre the Midget August 7, 2012