shrinkles

Wrinkles that appear on a woman (usually in the facial region) after significant weight loss.

Mavis: 'ave you seen Doris of late? 'Er shrinkles are 'orrid!
Dorothy: Innit!

by mr. duffy October 18, 2008

Sprinkles

A female with a phat ass but has disgusting acne

Aye yo sprinkles! Come give daddy a lap dance with that fine ass! Oh...never mind.

by TheRealNiggaOfficial September 29, 2015

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021

Sprinklicious

A person who is rather vibrant and/or is covered with sprinkles resulting in a failed attempt to put sprinkles on frosting or something of that nature

Jill just dropped her sugar cookie and is now looking rather sprinklicious

by elrey521 February 10, 2010

skrinkles

pinkle skrinkles are things that hang off the end of snooberts cock, smell of cheese and somtimes have inhabitants of small weevil beasties!

gertrude couldnt believe her luck when rupert invited her to tongue his skrinkles!

by Beezer123 May 2, 2006

sprankle

the act of ejaculating onto a girls face when she leasts expects it. this usually ends in joy or utter terror from the female.

Guy 1-
Dude last night I hooked up with Nicole. All I wanted to do was sprankle all over her face.

Guy 2-
Ohhh No you didn't dawg!

by SDuff April 7, 2011

THE SPRINKLER

The act of masturbating two men at the same time to completion while on ones knees using alternating strokes.

that girl whipped out the sprinkler on jeff and i.

by killa325i January 4, 2007