sploffer

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.

"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)

by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014

splof

"splof" is the equivalent of saying "flops". This is because it is spelled backwards.

I sploffed when my friend pushed me.

by Origami1105 September 12, 2015

soof-like

Extremely uncomfortable, awkward, or revolting. Derived from trying to say "soothsayer" and being unable to pronounce the very difficult "th" sound. The state of trying to relate but failing and grossing everyone out.

The way he shook my hand was so soof-like, I felt the need to immediately sanitize my body.

by I'm in the future also October 25, 2015

Scooflie

An item of clothing that feels soft and fluffy to the touch and keeps you lovely and warm when wearing it.

I love my new jumper, it's totally scooflie.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Shooft

To aim your fart at another person.

Billy shoofted at his friend Tim.

by Standard 0P July 9, 2016

shooft

To aim your fart at another individual.

Billy shoofted at his friend Tim.

by Standard 0P July 9, 2016

Snoofbing

A person who snoops through people's fb posts with no intentions of commenting and not wanting the person to know; being nosey about other people's status's through fb posts.

Usually, it's someone that doesn't like someone else, but they have a need to know anything new so they use the person's facebook posts to find out what's going on in the other person's life.

You: Hey, have you heard what her ex boyfriend has been up to lately.

Me: No, let's go snoofbing and find out!

by Msbehavin November 16, 2016