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Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.
Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session
by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025
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Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.
Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.
by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025
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spoint meaning

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Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.
"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"
by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022
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sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.
J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.
by CJMO November 10, 2008
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Sphincter of Doom

Refers to the large void situated in the main room of "Temple", the infamous multiplayer map for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye. Until the release of Perfect Dark, things would only travel out from the sphincter (eg. bullets, remote mines). The long awaited Perfect Dark allowed players to jump into or "enter" the Sphincter, creating a 2-way traffic system which revolutionized the tactical approach when fighting for the Temple.
Eric - "Shit, I saw the fuckers, they're down the Sphincter"

Jim - "Throw a timed mine!"

Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..."

Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!"

Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?"

Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"
by Nickeatworld March 1, 2009
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sdoink

slang way of saying "what are you doing"

usually used by "lads"
person1: ayye mate sdoink?
person2: ahh nm wbu?
person1: sames :)
by Neneng28 August 4, 2009
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