When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.
When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit
by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008
Get the turkey spit mug. Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.
David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
by w00t. April 7, 2007
Get the Shit-Spitmug. A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."
Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."
Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."
Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
by mopper January 11, 2011
Get the The Spitting Camelmug. (cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009
Get the Beaver Spitmug. The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022
Get the Spit shinedmug. The act of being annoyed with someone through a social network and deciding to "virtually spit" on them, without the disgusting nature of the act in real life.
"Dude, Mike was totally being a douche on Facebook, so I just spit on him"
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
by Bramford August 26, 2010
Get the Virtual Spitmug. The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'
by Alex Kellett January 18, 2018
Get the Spit and Shinemug.