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Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009
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TB Special

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A way to please your female partner via your middle and ring fingers.
1. You gave her the TB Special didnt you?
2. That poor bastard gave her the TB Special, but she didnt even touch his cock.
3.Tonight is the first date so, if she plays her cards right she'll be gettin the TB Special.
by CTat & TB January 8, 2008
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special

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one of a kind

different in many ways

something that cant be replaced
(grandma) - "here take this hun"
(boy) - "aw thank you grandma"
(grandma) - "this is very special to me just like you. so take good care of it"
(boy) - "ok i will grandma"
by craigbrian June 28, 2010
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adj. Euphemism for having a disability, esp. a behavioral or mental disability; low-functioning mental retardation in particular. Synonyms: different, feeble-minded, retarded.
1. Williams earned her M.Ed. at OSU, where she specialized in Special Education.

2. "Contenstants in all Special Olympics events must pass the mandatory drug test and must flunk the Wechsler standard IQ test."

3. "Look at all those Special Needs Children on that short bus, Billy. If you can't learn your alphabet, they'll hold you back. And if they hold you back, you'll be riding that short bus with all those very very special children next year! How would you like that!?"
by Carl Willis February 2, 2004
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A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.

There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.
"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"
by Pizza Man 26 April 25, 2013
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headphone special

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A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.
That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.
by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007
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drewlicious special

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you take a hit of crack, shoot up some heroin, slam a pint of whiskey, and cum in a girl's eye. then while she's blinded, punch her in the face.
i was with a hooker in san fran last night. i gave her the drewlicious special.
by princess cuntface March 29, 2010
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