safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.

Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...

by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009

safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.

when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.

by zadtheman March 22, 2012

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

safety shoes

Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi

I've got my safety shoes on.

by butrejp November 23, 2015

Safetiness

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017

Safe house

A public restroom used in bathroom emergencies. Or a clean well taken care of public bathroom used when someone can’t make it home.

Ask Bob, he has IBS, he knows where all the best safe houses are.

by B4GELS May 10, 2018

saferoom

A useless base bitch who quickdrops when he leaves the base.

Saferoom go brew pots!
Saferoom kys!
Saferoom go mine!
Saferoom go commit not living!

by Vapey April 7, 2019