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Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.
by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018
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Sock it & Cock it

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound
"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."
by Simon Clayden September 22, 2007
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Sock-head

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
by honeysuckles September 30, 2009
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blood sock

I found a nasty blood sock in Sebastian's bed.
by keheee March 12, 2008
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sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
by captainherring April 8, 2005
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sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.
After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.
by FO August 17, 2017
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Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
by Chop81 January 10, 2021
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