A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound
"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."
by Simon Clayden September 22, 2007

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
by honeysuckles September 30, 2009

by keheee March 12, 2008

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
by captainherring April 8, 2005

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.
by FO August 17, 2017

by Chop81 January 10, 2021
