libertarian-A person who advocates liberty, especially in regard to thought or conduct.
socialism-The belief that all property should be held by the state or in common. Since most libertarian socialists are anarchists they believe in property being held in common, meaning anyone can use what ever they want whenever they feel like it.
Basically, while libertarian capitalists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person or property libertarian socialists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person, but not one's property since all property was originally founded on theft and relies on state coercion. Without state coercion capitalists would have to create private organizations (basically, miniature states) to enforce property 'rights'. Libertarian capitalists ignore the fact that companies would monopolize land and exclude certain companies, eventually leading to vast tracts of private property that function like modern states do.
see also: anarchism
socialism-The belief that all property should be held by the state or in common. Since most libertarian socialists are anarchists they believe in property being held in common, meaning anyone can use what ever they want whenever they feel like it.
Basically, while libertarian capitalists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person or property libertarian socialists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person, but not one's property since all property was originally founded on theft and relies on state coercion. Without state coercion capitalists would have to create private organizations (basically, miniature states) to enforce property 'rights'. Libertarian capitalists ignore the fact that companies would monopolize land and exclude certain companies, eventually leading to vast tracts of private property that function like modern states do.
see also: anarchism
The Spanish anarchist revolution in the '30s and the Zapatista Revolution today are examples of people trying to achieve libertarian socialism.
by 21stCenturyRebel September 11, 2007
Get the libertarian socialismmug. Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
Get the Social pisstancemug. A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
by coMANd'r March 30, 2020
Get the social instancingmug. Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.
by dzffa May 3, 2021
Get the Socially Disabledmug. 1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
Get the Social Netjerkingmug. A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013
Get the Social Fartmug. by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018
Get the social blobfishmug.