severus snape

the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.

Me: oh snapey baby let me lick the grease off your nose!
Snape: be my guest

by sophie January 2, 2004

Sniper Riper

A physically or mentally incapacitated sniper, often in video games.

That sniper riper just killed me! Arg that sniper riper! 7!

by No such thing November 28, 2009

Dry Snipe

1. A sniper headshot (in halo or another video game) without the use of a scope. a better word for no scope.
2. the ultimate sign of Halo dominance.

(dry snipes opponent) ooooooooh! (does victory dance.

by nathaniel45654 January 20, 2009

puddle snipe

when someone steps in a puddle unknowingly causing either their shoe to get soaked or their pants. Or even both.

Emma: So then I- *steps in puddle* DAMN!

Liz: Haha! Puddle snipe!

by a.random.person December 18, 2008

dirty shupe

when sweaty buttcheek marks are left on the floor after a long day of gym class

dude tanner did u see that dirty shupe i just left on the floor?

by stevencharli March 16, 2010

Facebook Sniper

Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.

Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!

by Nesredep July 5, 2010

Severus snape

The potions professor in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Portrayed by Alan Rickman with his gorgeous voice.

Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.

He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.

Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew.

by Ebony riddle August 9, 2015