When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue
Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts
by metalmaster100 March 30, 2017
Get the Smurf nutsmug. Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.
The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.
These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.
Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.
The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.
These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.
Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.
A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!
A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!
B- Me too!
:)
B- Oh, yes, of course!
A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!
B- Me too!
:)
by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011
Get the Chocolate Smurfsmug. 
Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.
by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018
Get the Smurf offmug. Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.
by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019
Get the Ass Smurfmug. A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.
by Icee Baby May 26, 2009
Get the Devil Smurfmug. by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016
Get the smurf-headmug.