Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

by Lakers12242003 March 20, 2009

alex-smith

The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.

If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.

by unknown man December 15, 2008

smarth

(verb) to smoke weed.

Whose tryna smarth?

by denkimenk September 28, 2021

Silky Smith

Using the semen from your pecker as shampoo to make your hair look sleek and silky

Annie thought his hair was dirty but gave him a silky smith.

by Brettt Smith December 6, 2006

The Smith 45

To engage in intercourse with a midget in the doggie style position, while bonging an alchoholic beverage.

While engaging in The Smith 45 I puked on the midget.

by Lawrence Smith December 15, 2008

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011