Skip to main content
You sure?
You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
mugGet the Can't be smarter than everyone mug.

smart chav

by Tha Iceman June 25, 2006
mugGet the smart chav mug.

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy
Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...
by tm April 4, 2005
mugGet the Smart Parts mug.

Smartass

That prick who always takes everything literal and uses sarcasm as his only way of creating humor.
Alaa: "Murphy, stop drawing dicks over my math book and piss off!"

Murphy: Ok. *Makes pissing sounds and walks backwards whilst moving his hips side to side inappropriately*

Alaa: Bloody Smartass..
by AlaaBrah September 26, 2008
mugGet the Smartass mug.

smarmy

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.
Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?
by daDebil August 24, 2008
mugGet the smarmy mug.

Smart Truth

There is truth and smart truth. In a media-saturated world where each word is parsed by many looking for scandal, it is more important than ever to tell the smart truth. Lawyers, especially criminal law lawyers, understand the difference.
“Coca-cola proudly announced some years ago that it was introducing vending machines that would raise the price of their sodas when the weather got hot. The announcement was widely panned in the media—just when a consumer needed a break most, the company would be raising its price. The smarter play and the smart truth would have been an announcement that the company was introducing vending machines that lowered the price of their drinks when the weather got cold. It is the same thing yet it isn’t—the smart truth would have had radically different (and much more positive) PR repercussions. The end result—the vending machines never left Coke labs…”
by ProfBruce October 31, 2009
mugGet the Smart Truth mug.

Smartasstic

Greg is very smartasstic.
by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010
mugGet the Smartasstic mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email