This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
Get the The Slippery Penguinmug. Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022
Get the Slippery Manmug. When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.
by Cocobeware69 May 27, 2022
Get the Slippery Mantismug. When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
Get the Slippery Wet Floormug. Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty
Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.
Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.
Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
by B-Rice May 11, 2014
Get the Slippery Hoggedmug. When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
Get the Slippery toadmug. A sex position whereby one party would analy penetrate his or her partner with a firearm. For satisfactory results, one should employ the use of a laser-gun.
by go ahead mush May 15, 2025
Get the Slippery Tiernanmug.