Sleading

Falling asleep while reading.

He sat a the table, book in hand, sleading. Must have been a scintillating story.

by Kickarse Paula July 28, 2024

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Sleeting

commonly used to describe when something good and bad happens.

“Hey bud, how was your day?”
“ah man i’m sleeting”

by isleet October 12, 2023

Sleeving

A sexual act performed between two gay men when one’s foreskin is wrapped or “sleeved” over the other man’s penis head and shaft. Similar to Docking, but one participant has foreskin and one does not.”

Joe: “I heard you met a cute European guy last night at the club, did you guys try docking?”

Jim who has foreskin: “no, we only did sleeving.”

Joe: “well that’s surprising.”

by Joe Schlong January 2, 2024

Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")

"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

by ndwoods January 16, 2024

Sleeping Prince

The act of receiving oral while sleeping from ones partner.

The other day i was giving a sleeping prince and it was wonderful.

by Biggpapa420 January 16, 2024