Shovelface

Marissa, a girl I'm attracted to. Please, no one call her this, as I cry every day knowing my love is hounded for her appearance.

by Daniel Palmedesa May 23, 2003

Push Come to Shove

A Van Halen song of their 1981 album Fair Warning. This and the other songs included on that album is probably the most darkest ones out of all the other songs on their albums mainly because all of their others were about partying, booze, girls and cars. This never really became a hit and is not really played on the radio as much as Van Halen's other songs. It is the most under-rated song on the album. the song has a real The police feel to it.

Guy 1: Hey listen to this

Guy 2: Sure, what is it?

Guy 1: It's push come to shove

Guy 2: okay

Guy 1 and Guy 2 (eargasim)

by orborf099 December 14, 2010

pop shove-it sex change

A very controversial and most commonly unknown skateboarding trick.

Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."

by KenSey June 26, 2008

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

by hella_bull March 29, 2007

shmore

1. a chocolate covered cream puff with sprinkles
2.a flying band of monkeys with seven symbold crashing on each ass cheek of their originating exponent
3.on wedenesdays, PEMDAS
4.to rename a fellow bird with angus beef attached to his left wing in the mid-winter season following december's granola bars discovered originally by Senor Arthur McBright and company troubadors
5.to shoot someone in the face while eating yellow popcorn on a bright sunny day with Beto Chavez in Montebelllo High School

The dusty shmore was found inside grandma's itchy lechuga pants.

by CJ, Ze Random King of Camelot December 9, 2004

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

love shovel

Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.

Hey, let me take you to the shed.

by Brentus August 23, 2005