shelf art

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.

"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."

by CB January 12, 2005

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

shelf

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

Goo goo ga ga

by Gooche May 11, 2004

Shelfie

A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.

Turn out all the lights!

But first, let me take a Shelfie!

by SnowShadows July 24, 2014

scheff

Another word for crusty

I met this girl she is really crusty

Oh you mus have found a scheff

by Crust123 January 17, 2017

sheef

The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.

I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.

by Enine November 21, 2017

Shelf booty

Usually a black woman’s ass that sticks straight out you could use it to put drinks on it.

“That girl’s shelf booty so big you could put a six pack on it.

by Big Ass Boy August 22, 2018