Schalacking

Rubbing ones testicles on the forehead of a sexual companion or random person.

Man, that guy gave g a real schalacking

by BobbinHood December 28, 2005

wet seal

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.

This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.

by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005

Baby Seal

Underage girl.

No baby seals allowed.

by That One Joe August 28, 2011

Schalac

1.To decimate the competition in a FPS, first person shooter.

2. to spray your man juice across the face of a girl giving you head.

1. Dude, we laid the schalac down on those dudes. shellac owned pwned decimateddestroyedwinnerawesomeperfectionhot

2. Dude, I covered her face in schalac.

by Schalac December 14, 2009

seal flubber kiss

A seal flubber kiss is like an eskimo kiss but when both people have a cold and runny noses

While eskimo kissing, the mucus from the runny noses of the two people mixes. Hmmm delicious and romantic seal flubber kisses

by nopouties September 16, 2010

SEAL hunting

1) Refers to the annual hunting of Harp Seals, which takes place in the Canadian arctic.

2) The process by which US special forces enter a country and strike at their enemies.

A- Hear what happened in Somalia the other day? SEAL Team VI killed a buch of pirates and saved a US and a Dutch citizen.

B- SEAL hunting at its finest.

by ASSET12 March 4, 2012

Seal Team Six

While banging a girl from behind, you whisper her name until she turns her head towards you, and then you pull out and blast her twice in the face. For dramatic effect, you might even yell "Geronimo" afterwards.

Kyle's high school crush played hard to get for nearly 10 years, but he finally Seal Team Sixed her last weekend.

by frankfantasia September 5, 2014