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split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
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by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021
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screwing rasmis

Any devise that thrusts a screw into metal, wood or plastic.
Dude, can you hand me that screwing rasmis over there?
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer
DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!
by Wu Dark April 5, 2004
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screaming willies

wet poop a.k.a "shart"
also, poop coming out really fast, thats not solid
MOVE! i got the screaming willies!
by moh October 25, 2006
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Screamin' on the mic

Refers to the act of fellatio, particularly when preformed with great vigor.

(Presumably first used by Arsenio Hall, Flavor of Love 3)
Yo man, dis girl was screamin' on the mic all night!

Fo real?

Aww fo real, yo!
by Matt T Hall May 21, 2008
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Screaming Carrots

a discussion no one should hear about, a topic that is a secret
Megan: its not safe her to talk about the screaming carrots.
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here
by xoTEXALIANox November 24, 2009
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