Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

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Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

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scotcharita

a scotch-a-rita is 4 ingredients:

scotch whisky(the better the quality of the scotch makes this drink even better.)
sprite
ice
lemons(not the plastic juice bottle in the store,the real ones that come from the tree)
mix ice&sprite,then add preferred amount of scotch, and slice lemon,mix and enjoy!
**the actual "perfect scotch-a-rita" recipe is by invitation only,but anybody can make this drink,which originates from the starlight park neighborhood in westside Phoenix,Arizona. you could also say that it's a twist off of the original highball.

"laurie makes this bomb drink she calls scotcharitas!"
mixed drink,happy hour,booze

by lmd333 May 15, 2015

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