scatisfaction

When you take a fantastic shit, or when you reallyyy need to take a shit. Or maybe for people with a scat fetish, whatever, I don't judge

Oh man, that buffet was amazing, but now I really need to go get some scatisfaction.

I've been backed up for days, until I tried new Dr. Atomic's Ura-Lax Ultra™! Now with 3% more real uranium! At last, I can truly be scatisfied!

by Lysergika_ January 1, 2022

Compton Scatter

Urban slang for a sawed-off shotgun. This is often used as a word for a throw-away gun such as a Saturday Night Special.

"Hey Bra, you still got that Compton Scatter? I'm 'bout to ride on these fools!"

by $lapaho September 11, 2013

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

Schrödinger's cat music

This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.

I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!

by saskers January 29, 2021

Pokimane's cat

The one good thing about pokimane. I hate pokimane but her cat is adorable.

Pokimane's cat deserves a better owner.

by I eat poop 69 February 12, 2022

The Minister's Cat

Another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after... much like that represented in Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic work: The Scarlet Letter.

We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!

by Poonberry Associates January 20, 2013

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022