A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.
Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!
Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
by eseguety April 10, 2009
Get the The Crunk Scale mug.When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.
Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"
"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
by Phauxed June 13, 2010
Get the On a Scale of 1-Fail mug.The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.
by Bassinator March 17, 2011
Get the The Dourif Scale mug.A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
by jelloshotjerry June 24, 2015
Get the The FAB Scale mug.The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015
Get the The Buscemi Scale mug.Noun. A very common form of rating amongst males and females that is used for observing and rating other males and females in terms of general attractiveness. The scale measures general sexual appeal as well as how good of a personality a person may possess. A low score would be considered a 1 (and sometimes 0 on a hyperbolic scale) and a 10 is the highest score any person can receive. People ranking on a 1 are akin to being naturally ugly and/or an awful person in general, and people getting a 10 are put on a god or goddess level. It is rumored, however, that no perfect 10 exists, and that there are small flaws in every 10 that is encountered that make or break the situation.
Man, Jessica is real fine. I don't know if I'd date her, but I'd totally smash. She's like a 6 or 7 I'd say.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think about Chelsea?
Guy 2: Her? Dude, probably the worst person I've ever met.
Guy 1: What? No way. On the 1 to 10 attractiveness scale, she's a solid 8 in my mind.
Guy 2: She's so gross and so rude that I can't stand being around her. Definitely a 1 for me.
My god, Robert is probably the hottest guy I've ever seen. Normally I'd say he's a 10, but he always treats his girlfriends like shit, and never really compliments them. He's at about a 4 for me now.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think about Chelsea?
Guy 2: Her? Dude, probably the worst person I've ever met.
Guy 1: What? No way. On the 1 to 10 attractiveness scale, she's a solid 8 in my mind.
Guy 2: She's so gross and so rude that I can't stand being around her. Definitely a 1 for me.
My god, Robert is probably the hottest guy I've ever seen. Normally I'd say he's a 10, but he always treats his girlfriends like shit, and never really compliments them. He's at about a 4 for me now.
by SheepWolf76 August 28, 2016
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1- ugly asf
2- ugly asf
3- ugly asf
4- ok, still below average tho
5- average
6- slightly above average
7- hottie
8- turbo hottie
9- she's hot as helll
10- turbo babe
1- ugly asf
2- ugly asf
3- ugly asf
4- ok, still below average tho
5- average
6- slightly above average
7- hottie
8- turbo hottie
9- she's hot as helll
10- turbo babe
Dude 1: dude, did you see Rachel tonight? She was lookin slightly above average
Dude 2: yeah man she's a solid 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
Dude 2: yeah man she's a solid 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by Ethan Dolan's Wife September 11, 2016
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