samuel

a white guy who likes teaching history and geography but isnt a good english teacher

Wow, that guy is definitely named Samuel.

by pookielicious May 16, 2023

samuel pollard

Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on

Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'

by Pollution December 13, 2021

Samuell

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.

Is it a shine of hope? Isn't, It's better It's Samuell

by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021

Samuel W

He is in love with everyone and best friends with people named Keith

A Sam W usually only has a couple close friends and trust me a tiny dick aswell but a swell guy

Samuel W is cool but don’t ask about his friend sophia

by kaithedemon August 20, 2023

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Samuel

The worst scum in humanity. He should be dead, he's an asshole that cares about no one.

Samuel: U SUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by SamNITO May 7, 2017

Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny

"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"

by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023