Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 7, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Samuel Chua

An absolute cunt

Bully's people if he doesn't like you
Annoying and has fits and thinks it is funny.
Claps for no absolute reason.
Just a twat.
Just a twat.
Just a twat.
Blocks you if play music.

Samuel Chua Twat is not letting limo no matter the circumstances.

by Samuel Chau is a twerp September 9, 2019

Samuel

Is a faggot who no one likes, hes a fat whale and when hes swimming you can notice him from a mile away, he stinks like poo and fish, he looks like a black horse with shit all over his face

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH A KID NAMED SAMUEL !!!

by sick lad te September 30, 2019

samuel pringle

Very cool and a mega pp gangster

He very pp and his pp is pp

Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up

He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgia’s house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesn’t realize it💏💁 ♂️👅🦷👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👤👤👤👤😺😺🤖🤠☠️🤠☠️🤒🎃🤒🤮🤢😺🤢😺🤢💀👺🤡💩👺💩👹☠️👹🤖🤒😸🤮😸🤮😹😵😼😵😿🤧😿🤧😾😽😹🤒🤒😻🤒😻😷😺🤑😸👹😸🤠🤠🙀🤒🙀🤒😻😸🤮😽🤧👐🤲😵🤲😷🤑🤑😹😹🤕😽😽🤕🤕😼😈😈🤠😹🤠🎃🤖😈☠️🤒🤖🤠😸🤢😿🤮😿🤧😾🤧😾😽😽😈🎃👺👺👻🤠☠️🤠🤖🤒🤖😼🤮😿🤮😿🤮🤮🤝🤝👐🤠🤲🤑👹😻🙀🤲👹👏👹👏🤠👏

Wow don’t touch Samuel Pringle

by Jake hates momsmmsnfdaufGUYDFg October 15, 2019