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Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
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griffith simon

hey griffith simon why are you so epic
by slang man 123 January 6, 2013
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connor simon

Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying
That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning
by THEJKR May 28, 2014
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akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.
My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.
by Theboss88 May 2, 2016
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dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
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Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
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Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.
Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*
by Gelatinous October 13, 2018
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