samuel collin

the love of my life

is she marrying samuel collin ?!?!?!?

by urmommasfavgirl February 8, 2022

samuel

an absolute chad with behemoth of a cock but his amooma my god

i want that super dicked samuel

by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022

Samuel

Guy with a huge dick

Samuel

by Jay z fan February 24, 2022

Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer

by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022

Samuel Harris

Creator of the word ploids

OMG!! It's Samuel Harris creator of the world "ploid".

by JohnScone01 April 25, 2022

Samuel Jackson

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.

Samuel jackson is so hot bro omg

by quandle dangle May 13, 2022

samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".

"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"

by louisarmstrong9099222 May 29, 2022