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Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
by Ray Padood November 10, 2021
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Icelandic Sweater

Icelandic Sweater, also known as Lopapeysa.
The popular sweater is made from the wool of Icelandic sheep. *The patterns of the sweater originated from the Greenlandic women’s traditional costume (Kalaallisuut); Annichen Sibbern from Norway got the inspiration from a newspaper picture of Mona Mårtensson wearing the Greenlandic traditional costume. Harpa Hreinsdóttir from Iceland took the inspiration to create the now known Icelandic sweater and named it Lopapeysa.*
“Your outfit is so cute Julie! What a beautiful pattern u got, where’s it from?”
“Thanks Dave, my friend’s mom made it for me! She told me about the history of how and where Icelandic people got the inspiration from, and it turned out that the patterns were inspired by the beautiful Greenlandic costume that Kalaallit women wear!”
“That’s interesting, why have I never heard of that?! The Greenlandic traditional costumes and the Icelandic sweater both look great!”
by Historylearner123 October 2, 2021
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Molly sweater

Molly sweater; a sweater that’s paper thin but keeps you “warm” while rolling
Yeah I’m going to EDC, I’m bringing my Molly sweater to out on at the end of the night
by anonymous October 13, 2021
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Crochet Sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater
by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012
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Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
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Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.
Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.
by steaz with ease November 17, 2011
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