Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

High Stepping

The mountee places his feet on the calves of the mounted in order to gain dominance and higher positioning over the rather large buttocks. Gives the mountee an extra advatange over the mounted.

Her ass was so big that I had to High step that shit.

by Hugh Heffner July 18, 2003

stepping on cheetos

Essentially the epitome of high school. No other time in life does one constantly step on food every time they walk besides in the awkward stage of high school. Cheetos specifically pertain to high school, seeing as they are just about the most juvenile snack someone can crunch on. The word can also refer to any other ridiculous aspect of life which is unique to a high school campus.

Nicole: "Ew,I just stepped on a cheeto or something."
Sara: "What other time in life do you step on cheetos?"
Nicole: "That's all high school is: Stepping on Cheetos."
Sara: "Get me out of here."

by Sara Keith April 8, 2009

shoppingcart

A sex position When you jump into a push powered basket at full speed plunging the cart forward to the point the trajectory forces you forward and stick your penis in the anus through the cart

Can I give you a shoppingcart?

by #ryancreamerisbae August 6, 2019

Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

Black Shopping

The shopping one does on Black Friday.

Every year me and my friends go Black Shopping on Black Friday.

by Luca Lavonte November 27, 2009

Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.

Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!

by vinz666 May 31, 2012