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identity shopping

A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.

It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.

Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
by dalb0z July 6, 2010
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Food Shopping Chicken

Where you'll eat any old crap in the house, just to avoid having to go food shopping.
I'm eating toothpaste for dinner tonight - playing food shopping chicken.
by StainlessSteelRat December 1, 2010
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The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.
"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."
by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011
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Cap Shopping

Riding your bicycle around your neighborhood with your delinquent friends searching for valve stem caps on cars to steal and put on your bike.
The low rider on Marathon drive have some nice chromies on it and the Suburban has 8-ball caps. Lets go cap shopping!
by ShawnHatesyou September 7, 2013
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Highon shopping

Online shopping when you are high. Sometimes, order confirmation mails are suprises the users. It is the most chill and dangerous way of shopping.
A: Hey girl! Why the hell you need that head band for?
B: I have no idea. I was highon shopping the other day and I found this in my mail box.
by lyricpoet May 29, 2016
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reverse sloppy jalopy

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.
My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy
by Kiss me quick August 4, 2019
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Javi Sloppy

The act of being sloppy when highly intoxicated ultimately leading in physical damage to ones body. I.e. Broken bones or Fractures
Friend - "Don't get Javi sloppy now, can't have nobody getting hurt on this trip"

Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"
by CompaChris August 6, 2019
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