A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
by shartstain March 30, 2015

by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.
Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"
by Daravouchi March 6, 2018

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed
by Pigiott2000 January 1, 2019

by Andrew May 31, 2004

kyle: Man i was fuckin my girl and guess what
jake: what?
kyle: she squirted in my mouth
jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler
kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!
jake: what?
kyle: she squirted in my mouth
jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler
kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!
by goonersteve January 28, 2008

by stephenhawk July 25, 2011
