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The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout
She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018
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Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.
Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.
by Britteyface July 17, 2009
mugGet the Vagina Spongemug.

Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
by YoloRoc August 25, 2023
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talk no sponge

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.
by Sponge talker September 8, 2017
mugGet the talk no spongemug.

sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
mugGet the sponge-bagmug.

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.
Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.
by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017
mugGet the toe spongemug.

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