When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.
When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit
by DGeatatJG February 29, 2008
by screamer36432 July 22, 2011
A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."
Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."
Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."
Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
by mopper January 10, 2011
(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
by sexual diviat on the move June 08, 2009
A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.
- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.
by WilliamForrester February 15, 2017
The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'
by Alex Kellett January 18, 2018
The act of being annoyed with someone through a social network and deciding to "virtually spit" on them, without the disgusting nature of the act in real life.
"Dude, Mike was totally being a douche on Facebook, so I just spit on him"
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
by Bramford August 25, 2010