Chocolate Smurfs

Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.

The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.

These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.

Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.

A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!

A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!

B- Me too!

:)

by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021

Smurf nuts

When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue

Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts

by metalmaster100 March 30, 2017

smurf-head

A person with blue hair, usually dyed.

I am a smurf-head. My hair is blue, not my body.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016

Smurf butter

A smurf melted on bread

I ate smurf butter

by Wyatts mom February 28, 2020

Ass Smurf

How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word

Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.

by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019