Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.

Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025

Smelly box

Ajax, Seiana, Prue, Myf, Piper, Hailey and Matilda all have smelly fishy boxes.

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by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023

smelly pussy

a pussy that smells like fat shit and you eat it and get aids

guy1: hey you have a smelly pussy

girl1: lick my shit

by mynameisguanquagmire June 24, 2023

Smelly Stickers

Smelly stickers are stickers which can smell like anything you like. ESPECIALLY if you make them yourself

Greg- "I want smelly stickers that smells like Linda"
Simon- "Hell yeah bro good one haha"

by Milkymilky321 June 12, 2024

smelly snare drum

Farting on someone’s bare belly.

I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.

by Justbsayin February 25, 2023

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023