shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

by Shotty rules November 24, 2015

pink shuffle

A sign of our times: when a girl sets her cellphone on vibrate and tucks it in her crotch wile she drive/sits at work/whatever and is expecting a call at any moment. When the phone 'rings,' the girl tends to shuffle a bit in her seat.

I was at a stoplight and saw this girl in the car next to me looking like she was cumming. Then she pulled a phone from between her legs. It was a pink shuffle.

by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008

Buddha Shuffle

An unusual form of walking often performed by people that sag their pants. The shuffle allows the pants to remain on the legs without falling off. The performer of the Buddha shuffle pivots his/her body along the axis of each leg while keeping their arms locked to the side of the legs

Alternately, the performer of the Buddha shuffle can sing the lyrics "Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha, Rockin' Everywheya. This adds to the effect of the shuffle.

Buddha Shuffler - "Buddha Buddha Buddha Rockin' Everywheya"

On Looker 1 - What is that guy doin'?

On Looker 2 - Oh, That's just the Buddha Shuffle, It keeps his pants from falling down

On Looker 1 - Oh, ok then.

by Bile2 February 20, 2010

Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.

Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.

by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

Sluffing

To be lazy or mess up on something

person1- "hey can you grab that for me"

person2- sure dude (breaks whatever it is he is grabbing)

person1- aww man your sluffing!

by Goat_Killer044 July 22, 2010

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.

Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

by Troy2480 September 27, 2006