by Utahman123 September 10, 2010
It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."
Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.
Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.
Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by SoulCatcher January 31, 2007
two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "And that... is the way it was."
by helen424 January 31, 2007
The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.
Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.
Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.
After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Much to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.
by Ja B. June 21, 2006
When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.
Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.
Dude 1&2: (Sigh)
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.
Dude 1&2: (Sigh)
by The Jazziest Jew April 09, 2013
When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.
"How did her face look?" -Dude #2
"Well, it looked better than it normally does."
- Dude #1
"How did her face look?" -Dude #2
"Well, it looked better than it normally does."
- Dude #1
by Greasy Bear 69 May 16, 2013
When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield October 18, 2006