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Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007
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Are you buying what I'm selling?

When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.
"Are you buying what I'm selling?"
by sons of a salesman April 10, 2013
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cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT
I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.
by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016
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Your selling

Yoo shout out to me,Add my snapchat: Itsoscarnunezz.Dont sell-Don’t betray me cuz!!
Goo add my instagram:oscarxnunez
Your selling if u don’t add my snapchat/instagram
by Your selling June 14, 2018
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Selin

A attentionwhore.
Don't trust her or you will regret it.
"I thought you and selin were close?"
"Nah, she lied to me the whole time."
by B the lobster January 2, 2017
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Selfing

To comment on a post with something completely unrelated, and attempting to change the focus to yourself.
"I shattered my femur saving kittens from the 50th story of a building on fire. That was a lot of burning stairs."

Selfing Comment: "Well I once got a paper cut filling out the crossword on the Stairmaster, so I totally know how you feel. I had a really rough day."
by bigashs2 January 1, 2012
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spelling coconut

Writing or saying the word coconut, letter-by-letter
If it's written it will be something like this: C-O-C-O-N-U-T
Ayy bro can you start spelling coconut for me I forgot how to spell it
by Purple_Cosmic July 17, 2019
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