second last

a really crappy wannabe punk band from brentwood bay, canada

by rofl August 11, 2003

Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

30 seconds

Used as an expression to say that something is easy and should not take too Long to complete

Panda:This one 30 seconds no need to think just do! Y’all are 9sub class somemore!
Kaixiang: >__> 👌🏻

by GrandPriest October 10, 2018

second smile

a cut across the neck

Imma cut ya, give ya a second smile really nice.

by The sexual ninja January 5, 2011

Two Second Speed Up

When a guido approaches slowly in his tricked out Honda Civic, speeds up for the 2 seconds it takes to pass you in order to look sweet, then immediately slows down again.

Two Second Speed Up

by CPD2011 May 11, 2011

asian second

When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.

Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?

Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!

by the_ampharos December 15, 2011