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screwed six ways till sunday

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.
Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.
by Carl Otto January 1, 2008
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Screwed and Chopped

Hip-Hop that is slowed down to 85%-90% of its original speed, then "chopped up" by repeating certain words or phrases in the song. Screwed is slowing down the song. Chopped is giving the song the scratched-cd effect. Created in Houston, TX by DJ Screw. RIP DJ SCREW
A. "Did you hear that track by Z-Ro and Trae called 'My Momma'"
B. "Yea, mayn! That song is chill Screwed and Chopped"
A. "Listen to it when you're throwed"
B. "RIP DJ Screw"
by Peoples Champ May 25, 2006
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screwed

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. describes someone who just had sex

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. "Dude, I think Sean screwed her last night."

2. "We have our exam TODAY?! Dammit, I'm so SCREWED!"
by ? March 9, 2003
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manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.
"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"
by i'mbatman July 14, 2006
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screwfee

1.An individual whom screws up everything by any possible means.
2.A goofy dude who has a messed up life and want to fuck up people's life in a friendly manner.
3.School or University tuition fee which is a ripoff procedure towards the poor students and their parents.
4.An item or commodity which is meant to be useful but it's not. It does exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Examples:
1.you screwfee!!! I don't wana hang around with u anymore.
2.He is trying to steal my life. He is a fucking screwfee indeed.
3.University of Farmarbar's screwfee doesn't equate the quality of educational system.
4.This screw driver is a screwfee.
My Car's screwfee cooler generates hot air.
by Apparent January 24, 2009
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Screwdoo

The fecal matter or "doo doo" you get on you when screwing someone.
Man I got to go take a shower, I was screwing this girl and I got Screwdoo on my junk.
by Br00k$ August 18, 2015
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screwtnooo

The act of being an extreme hypocrite. Someone who goes against something and speaks bad of it, but then does the most extreme version of that thing they went directly against.
“Hey did u see Jerry over there he is such a screwtnooo.”
“Really, what did he do?”
“He was taking a walk and saw some kid beating another kid with a stick and told the boy that he should never hit anyone like that for any reason, and then he got a lead pipe and started to beat the kid.
by Big Boi Mr Overfeild November 10, 2019
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